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16 Hysterical Comebacks That Put The Original Poster To Shame

Posting on Facebook frequently feels like high school. You share something in hopes that folks will listen and react, all in the name of making you feel popular. Occasionally, you get your wish. After all, individuals care and occasionally truly react about you.

A lot times, however, you get one of these 16 heroic recoveries. These selection quotations were plucked from the annals of Facebook lore, all in the name of making you think twice before modernizing your status

1. Blondie smack down.

Blondie smack down.

2. Well, the meter”s running.

Well, the meter

3. I wonder who she voted for.

I wonder who she voted for.

4. Whatever do you mean, my beloved?

Whatever do you mean, my dear?

5. So much for listening to your own guidance.

So much for listening to your own advice.

6. Touche.

Touche.

7. Ba da BURN.

Ba da BURN.

8. If wishes and buts were candies and nuts, we”d all have a Merry Christmas.

If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we

9. And yet you”ve never forgotten.

And yet you

10. Someone”s holding a grudge.

Someone

11. 9 months in the making.

9 months in the making.

12. Better than watching paint dry, I hear.

Better than watching paint dry, I hear.

13. … and tears into gold.

...and tears into gold.

14. Unfortunately, Emily STILL doesn”t get it.

Sadly, Emily STILL doesn

15. It”s not like there”s a quota.

It

16. Be a handyman of life.

Be a handyman of life.

(via Guff)

The best part about posting come backs on Facebook is the way you’ve sufficient time to consider the best zinger. How frequently does that come up in real life? Should it, you”ll miss it while attempting to think of something. (You’d, wouldn”t you?)