It”s nearly the 4th of July, and you understand what that means: fireworks will be firing away like crazy! If you love seeing these brilliant sparkles burst in the nighttime skies, you”re not alone. Setting off fireworks is an excellent convention in America, and it needs an adequate amount of expertise in order to create even a little fireworks display.
Sadly, none of these folks have that expertise. You actually need to watch them fail at firing fireworks off. They”ll give you a great reason to avoid doing so yourself.
1. I believe the first education on fireworks is “don’t fit into mouth.”
2. This man will never have the ability to fall asleep
3. Talk about a “fire crotch.”
5. I believe that man is a Hydra representative in disguise.
7. Is that a boomerang firework?
9. That”s one method to grill.
11. MOVE AWAY FROM THE FIREWORKS AFTER YOU LIGHT THEM! DANG!!!